I am no exception.
This morning I had a moment-a brief, shining glimmer into the weight of our profession. Teaching is by no means an easy occupation, though the many snide remarks may lead you to believe otherwise.
Each day I utilize many skills-knowledge dispenser, nurse, psychologist, and, on occasion, counselor. Teaching is full of noble tasks, the least of which is to supply students with answers to life's biggest enigmas. Only a fool would take the sincere, tender, and
And today friends, I was that fool.
Let me set the stage: it's Monday morning, children coming in and trying to remember if they're in the right place, how to hang up a backpack, and what in the world to do on their morning work. It's not normally a time for questions, but today Precious had something he simply had to get off his chest.
Precious came to me and quietly asked, "Miss Foster-yesterday at church a man told me if you kiss a girl all your teeth will fall out. Is that true?"
Much like a child asking if Santa Claus is real, you have a split second to make a decision: a) tell the truth, b) flat out lie, or c) have fun with it.
As readers of this blog, you know what I did.
I was uncertain as to the veracity of the church man's statement so I did what all super teachers do: marched Precious across the hall and had him repeat his question to Ms. D. After all, Ms. D. has taught many more years than I and would know the answer.
So we did.
Unfortunately, we couldn't understand Ms. D.'s response due to her laughter.
But one day, we will get to bottom of this mystery. And when we do, I'll be sure to let you know.