Monday, February 16, 2015

Snow Much Fun

You may not be aware of this, but a new girl moved in today.

And to tell you the truth, I don't know what to make of her.

On the one hand, she got me out of a previously scheduled engagement (aka my job).  On the other hand, she was pretty demanding-I couldn't get many of the items on my "To Do" list completed because she was in the was in the way. She's gaining attention by the hour, so it may be you've heard of her and could quite possibly be expecting her to swing by your house as well.








Her first name is Winter.
Her middle is Storm.
Her last name is Octavia.






Heads up-she doesn't play nice.


Yes, that's 14" of snow.  In 12 hours.  With more headed my way tonight.
Good. Times.  

Monday, January 12, 2015

Puppy Love

Y'all.

Today was such a long day that my body keeps going, "You got this, girl, it's Wednesday already!"

Then my brain cross checks that statement and reminds me, "Nope.  Four more.  With new bulletin board displays due this week.  And ESS.  And faculty.  And Academic team.  And reception.  And various meetings during your planning.  You got this girl, in another four days."

So I have but one story that truly brings a smile to my heart.

Precious and I have had better days.  Today he got mad and started pitching a fit, which made me politely remind him mom is a call away.  He stomped.  And pouted.  And put exiled himself to a time out (at least he knows his limit). 

But all of this was (almost) forgotten at the end of the day.  We are packing up, it's a dreary Monday (we're under a travel advisory until 9 a.m. tomorrow) and out of nowhere Precious turns around.

"Miss Foster?"

"Yes, hon?"

"Wanna come over my house today and play basketball?  My dog finally had her puppies so she can play with us."

"Some other time, sweet friend.  Some other time."

Hoping you and your sweet friends have a wonderful week!

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

A Good Teacher

We've reached the mid-point of the year and it's time of reflection for many of us in education.  We think about the first few months and what went well, what didn't go so well and what we hope we never see again.

For me, personally, it makes me reflect on what makes a good teacher...

A good teacher knows your name...
"I have indelibly printed you on the palm of each of my hands." Isaiah 49:16, Amplified Bible

A good teacher plans...
"For I know the plans for you," declares the Lord, "plans to prosper you and not harm you, plans to give you a hope and future." Jeremiah 29:11

A good teacher is gentle…
"A bruised reed He will not break, a smoldering wick he will not put out." Isaiah 42:3
"He heals the brokenhearted and binds up their wounds."  Psalm 147:3

A good teacher challenges…
“Let any one of you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone.” John 8:7 

A good teacher sees the potential…
"I will make you fishers of men." Matthew 4:19

A good teacher knows when you need a break...
"Come away with me...to a quiet place and get some rest." Mark 6:31

A good teacher sacrifices…
"For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son so that whoever believes in him shall not perish, but have everlasting life.  For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him."  John 3:16-17


But the best part of this Teacher is He is not just a teacher...
“Behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.  For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord." Luke 2:10-11




Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Professional Conduct

One of these



will be going to work with me tomorrow. 

Know which one?

I thought so.

Happy last week-hope you and yours have a great holiday and break!

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Lies I've Told To Maintain My Sanity

The holiday season is upon us and I am offering you, dear reader, something better than a freebie. 

My district has seven more days until the winter break so here are various lies I've uttered to help maintain order and decorum in my room.  As a bonus, I've sorted them into degree of difficulty.  If this is your first year teaching, do not attempt the last few whoppers.  Hopefully these will get you through the last few days before break.

And yes, these are actual statements that just may have left my mouth.  (Don't judge-sometimes a girl gets desperate.)

For the New Teacher:
  • I've got your mom/dad/granny on speed dial. (Okay, so there's a 90% chance this may be true.)
  • I know Santa's number. 

For the Seasoned Teacher:
  • I've got Santa on speed dial.
  • You don't have to finish your work now. Sugar, you can stay after school and finish it. I'm here until 8 o'clock. Some nights I don't even go home I just flip my desk upside down sleep inside of it. 
  • (Piggybacking off the above lie)  Yes, I do sleep in my desk!  The jackets y'all leave behind are my blankets.
For the Experienced Teacher (Preferably with a Colleague Who Will Corroborate Collaborate):
  • Santa is my BFF. If he wasn't taking a nap right now I'd Face Time him and tell him about how you're acting.  (This is actually a dual purpose fib-you can use these exact words as a compliment to those doing the right thing and watch everyone to get their act together.) 
  • I am so proud of the progress you've made since the beginning of school!  I'm so proud I went to the principal and told him about how hard you've worked.  I told him you've worked so hard he needs to give you more than two days off!
  • Good news! The principal said that if you work hard for the next eight days he will give you 10 school days off.
  • Even better news! The principal said if you worked super hard for the next eight days he will let the entire school out for 10 days. Don't believe me? Ask Ms. Crumbie-she was there!  (This is where you get the most no non-sense teacher in the school to look at them and say, "Yes. He. Did."  Who doesn't love collaboration done right?)
So all jokes aside, I do wish you and yours a joyous and peaceful holiday season.  May the next few school days pass quickly and give us much to smile at!

Thursday, December 4, 2014

Word Matters

Like all good nerds, I have a massive book pile adjacent to my bed.

In the midst of those books is a book or two on vocabulary instruction, but I'm not certain either could have prepared me for the "teachable moment" dropped at my feet today.

As far as technology and I go, it's a love/hate relationship.  I love it; it hates me-with a passion.

So when the the Smartboard in my room is uncooperative, I simply shrug and tell the kids, "Look at that.  It's being sassy."  I've said it so many times that while some of them are still learning to spell their names, they are crystal clear on the definition of the word "sassy".  They've even been known to say that word on occasion.

But imagine my surprise when the board started acting up today and one sweet little girl shook her head and said, "Look at that.  The Smartboard's being sexy."


Saturday, November 22, 2014

On Gratitude

Because next week is Thanksgiving, I've been spending a lot of time thinking.  Only this year, instead of thinking solely about dishes to be served and errands to be run, I've been thinking about the Pilgrims.

I've been thinking about how their response to a year of hardship is unlike what we'd do today.

I know after a hard day I like to sit by myself, with an ice cold Coke and play Candy Crush.  Or eat chocolate.  Or (on really bad days) both.

After a year of bitter cold, losing loved ones and realizing you were in way over your head, planning a three day feast is not my first priority.  We had 13 snow days last year and I lamented the dent it put in my summer.  Gratitude was not anywhere near my mind.

Which amazes me that for the Pilgrims, the response to a year of struggle was not to blame but to bless.

And the more I think about that, the more I think I know why.

True gratitude comes out of brokenness.

When you've been hungry, you understand the worth of food.

When you've been unemployed, you understand the blessing of a job.  (I've known this first hand.)

When you've had health problems, you will never underestimate the joy of a "normal" day.  (My father suffered a stroke four years ago.  He had to re-learn many things, one of which was how to eat.  I will never forget watching him eat breakfast and him saying, "Look at me-I can chew!"  And all of us being thrilled over it.  But that's another post.)

I try really hard to make this blog humorous, sharing silly anecdotes from my classroom, but I've felt the need to write this post which has no humor at all.  I think it's because I want to remind those who are going through hard times (myself included) that while there will be hardships, there will also be a respite.

And that will make our thanksgivings even sweeter.